1 00:00:16,831 --> 00:00:19,951 "But such a tide as moving seems asleep, 2 00:00:19,951 --> 00:00:22,711 "too full for sound and foam, 3 00:00:22,711 --> 00:00:27,191 "when that which drew from out the boundless deep turns again home. 4 00:00:27,191 --> 00:00:31,391 "Twilight and evening bell, and after that the dark, 5 00:00:31,391 --> 00:00:35,591 "and may there be no sadness or farewell when I embark." 6 00:00:35,591 --> 00:00:39,831 "For though from out our bourne of time and place, 7 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,231 "the flood may bear me far, 8 00:00:42,231 --> 00:00:44,951 "I hope to see my Pilot face to face, 9 00:00:44,951 --> 00:00:47,071 "when I have crossed the bar." 10 00:00:49,271 --> 00:00:51,631 Ashes to ashes, 11 00:00:51,631 --> 00:00:53,831 dust to dust. 12 00:00:53,831 --> 00:00:57,511 We now commit Margaret Crighton to the deep. 13 00:00:57,511 --> 00:01:00,111 May she rest in peace. 14 00:01:03,111 --> 00:01:05,191 BELL CHIMES 15 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,271 DOG BARKS 16 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,671 Gross. 17 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:50,911 Yep. OK. No worries. Is, is Davey there yet? 18 00:02:52,511 --> 00:02:55,791 OK, well, I'll be 15 minutes, just hold tight. 19 00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:58,471 Well, put a jumper on, then. Just hold tight, hang ten, 20 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:00,031 whatever it is you do, Clint. 21 00:03:00,031 --> 00:03:01,951 They've found another one? Yeah. 22 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:04,391 What, that's, like, two in as many weeks? Three. 23 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:06,871 Where's this one? Greyrock Point. 24 00:03:06,871 --> 00:03:09,471 Clint was out surfing and he stumbled on it. 25 00:03:09,471 --> 00:03:12,431 Oooh, that's nice. Is that silk or...? Satin. 26 00:03:12,431 --> 00:03:14,711 It comes in red or silver. I'd go silver. 27 00:03:14,711 --> 00:03:16,671 I'm not entirely sure this is appropriate 28 00:03:16,671 --> 00:03:18,031 at breakfast time, Mother. 29 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,151 And this lot do same day delivery. It's a big night for Mick, so. 30 00:03:21,151 --> 00:03:24,271 And what's so special about tonight? Oh, you should come. 31 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:27,511 He's redone the menu at the Black Dog. Got some steaks in. 32 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,951 He's even caught some lobsters himself. 33 00:03:29,951 --> 00:03:33,911 Big night for Mick downstairs, I thought we'd celebrate upstairs. 34 00:03:33,911 --> 00:03:36,111 Well, if I'm done in time, I'll come. 35 00:03:36,111 --> 00:03:39,951 Gran, look, this is the barcode tattoo I'm getting. If I approve. 36 00:03:39,951 --> 00:03:42,871 You scan it on the phone, it pings and displays my name. 37 00:03:42,871 --> 00:03:45,471 Does it give you a price as well? Look, just text it to me 38 00:03:45,471 --> 00:03:46,791 and I'll consider it. 39 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,711 If it's really nice, might get the same myself. 40 00:03:49,711 --> 00:03:53,231 And me. Really?! 41 00:03:53,231 --> 00:03:54,591 BOTH: Keys! 42 00:04:00,431 --> 00:04:02,991 Morning, Johnny Utah. Who? 43 00:04:02,991 --> 00:04:05,151 Tell me you've seen Point Break. 44 00:04:05,151 --> 00:04:06,991 I'm not into snooker. 45 00:04:06,991 --> 00:04:09,791 Who's washed up this time? They're pretty far gone. 46 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,071 Male or female? Male, I think. 47 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:14,911 The fish have had a really good go. Did you find it? 48 00:04:14,911 --> 00:04:17,591 No, a lady walking her dog. I was catching the swell. 49 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,071 The dog walker's with the police now. 50 00:04:20,071 --> 00:04:22,351 Has he been down asking questions? Who? 51 00:04:22,351 --> 00:04:24,471 Journo with the long-lens on the bluff. 52 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:26,911 I didn't realise the press were here. Oh, yeah. 53 00:04:26,911 --> 00:04:28,711 Top story in the Lighthaven Star. 54 00:04:28,711 --> 00:04:30,831 HE LAUGHS Is that me?! 55 00:04:30,831 --> 00:04:33,471 Finally a cover girl. Right, come on, let's have a look. 56 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:35,911 Uhh... Are you all right? 57 00:04:35,911 --> 00:04:38,551 Yeah. Well, no. It's just... 58 00:04:38,551 --> 00:04:41,711 Quite glad I haven't eaten. Do you want to arrange the undertaker? 59 00:04:41,711 --> 00:04:43,511 Thank you. Which one? 60 00:04:43,511 --> 00:04:45,991 Uh, try Prince's. They're reliable. 61 00:04:45,991 --> 00:04:48,831 And do me a favour - don't speak to the journo on the way up. 62 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,671 I don't want our office passing comment. 63 00:04:50,671 --> 00:04:53,671 I've got a nine AM with the Devonshire Undertakers' Association, 64 00:04:53,671 --> 00:04:57,551 so hopefully this'll be the last. But the papers will be all over it. 65 00:04:57,551 --> 00:05:00,231 You think this is another botched sea-burial? 66 00:05:00,231 --> 00:05:01,831 Lightning doesn't strike thrice. 67 00:05:01,831 --> 00:05:03,871 Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning, Jim. 68 00:05:14,431 --> 00:05:17,791 I'd like to report a missing person. OK. OK. 69 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:48,431 On to item two, uh, which is this... 70 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,751 SHE SLAMS DOOR Thanks for waiting. 71 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,111 Punctuality is the politeness of kings. 72 00:05:53,111 --> 00:05:56,631 For those who don't know her, this is our coroner, Jane Kennedy. 73 00:05:56,631 --> 00:06:00,351 I know everyone here, Bill. So, this is the problem. 74 00:06:00,351 --> 00:06:01,991 Three in a month. 75 00:06:01,991 --> 00:06:04,871 We need to talk about reforming the rules on sea-burials. 76 00:06:04,871 --> 00:06:06,711 I hope that you're not suggesting 77 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:09,791 those present are lacking in their jobs? It's possible. 78 00:06:09,791 --> 00:06:12,311 I'm sorry, but everyone here takes a great deal 79 00:06:12,311 --> 00:06:13,911 of professional pride in their work. 80 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:17,151 Well, these botched sea-burials could easily be undertakers 81 00:06:17,151 --> 00:06:19,671 outside of your jurisdiction. 82 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,631 Or strong currents. 83 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:25,671 Why aren't they being hauled to an emergency general meeting? 84 00:06:25,671 --> 00:06:28,071 It is a subject I've raised with the Coroner's Society 85 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:31,311 and it's not just here, but we can't ignore the fact it is happening here 86 00:06:31,311 --> 00:06:34,471 and something needs to be done about it. 87 00:06:34,471 --> 00:06:38,551 Look, it's not my job to say how people are disposed of. 88 00:06:38,551 --> 00:06:41,911 If they want a traditional sea-burial, I'm all for it. 89 00:06:41,911 --> 00:06:45,031 But what I won't support is a situation where unidentified bodies 90 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:47,631 keep turning up on my patch because of botched sea-burials. 91 00:06:47,631 --> 00:06:50,271 I can't have it. What do you propose? 92 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:54,511 The simplest thing would be to insist that all bodies 93 00:06:54,511 --> 00:06:57,591 buried at sea are subjected to a DNA test. 94 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:00,351 A voluntary test! For now. 95 00:07:00,351 --> 00:07:02,351 Well, who's going to pay for that? 96 00:07:02,351 --> 00:07:04,511 You would pass that onto the customer. 97 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:08,231 Undertaking is a highly competitive...undertaking. 98 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:09,351 If we raise our rates, 99 00:07:09,351 --> 00:07:11,831 our customers may well take their business elsewhere. 100 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,271 You could all raise your rates. 101 00:07:13,271 --> 00:07:15,431 That would be price-fixing, which is illegal. 102 00:07:15,431 --> 00:07:18,751 And, in case you hadn't noticed, we've just come out of a recession. 103 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:20,031 I did catch the news, yes. 104 00:07:20,031 --> 00:07:21,791 Or...why don't pay for it? 105 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:24,711 My office barely has enough money to keep the lights on, Bill. 106 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,471 You of all people should know that. 107 00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:28,471 Voluntary DNA testing isn't going to work. 108 00:07:28,471 --> 00:07:30,311 Well, you could lobby to make DNA testing law. 109 00:07:30,311 --> 00:07:32,671 That would require a change in national legislation. 110 00:07:32,671 --> 00:07:35,391 And, as a councillor, you would be in a perfect position to throw 111 00:07:35,391 --> 00:07:36,911 some of your weight that way. 112 00:07:36,911 --> 00:07:39,431 I don't see why those who are recently bereaved have to 113 00:07:39,431 --> 00:07:42,831 submit their lost loved one to an invasion of their privacy. 114 00:07:42,831 --> 00:07:44,391 It's a tiny sample. 115 00:07:44,391 --> 00:07:47,311 It's the principle. It's an invasion of their human rights. 116 00:07:47,311 --> 00:07:49,711 I'm not entirely sure dead bodies have human rights. 117 00:07:49,711 --> 00:07:51,511 I think you'll find if you ask a lawyer... 118 00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:54,551 I don't need to ask a lawyer, Bill, I am one. And when I was appearing 119 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:56,951 at the Supreme Court, they most certainly didn't. 120 00:07:56,951 --> 00:07:58,871 Well you're not in London now. 121 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,631 You won't consider passing this on to your customers? 122 00:08:09,311 --> 00:08:12,511 Then perhaps it's time I conducted a review of which undertakers 123 00:08:12,511 --> 00:08:13,911 I use in the future. 124 00:08:23,071 --> 00:08:24,391 So, who's missing? 125 00:08:24,391 --> 00:08:28,071 My boyfriend. And when was the last time you saw him? 126 00:08:28,071 --> 00:08:31,911 Like...like, about a week. 127 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,951 Be good to be precise about that. 128 00:08:33,951 --> 00:08:37,191 Uh, Sunday. It was a week ago on Sunday. 129 00:08:37,191 --> 00:08:39,631 Ten days. That's a long time. 130 00:08:39,631 --> 00:08:42,271 Well, he does that. He leaves home and takes off sailing 131 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:45,351 when he wants to clear his head, like, you know. Sailing? 132 00:08:45,351 --> 00:08:48,351 Yeah, he went sailing - boat's gone. What kind of boat is it? 133 00:08:49,351 --> 00:08:51,711 A National 12. A blue wooden hull. 134 00:08:51,711 --> 00:08:54,511 It's called Hispaniola. 135 00:08:54,511 --> 00:08:56,471 Does he sail it on his own? 136 00:08:56,471 --> 00:08:58,231 Yeah, I can't stand the water. 137 00:09:00,031 --> 00:09:03,311 And how often does he go out? Once, twice a month. 138 00:09:03,311 --> 00:09:06,951 So, he's fairly experienced, you'd say? Thanks. Very. 139 00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:11,391 Has he gone off unexpectedly before, is that right? 140 00:09:11,391 --> 00:09:14,351 Yeah, but never for this long. Always calls. 141 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:16,831 How's his health? Why? 142 00:09:16,831 --> 00:09:19,511 Well, does he suffer from epilepsy, anything like that? 143 00:09:19,511 --> 00:09:23,431 No, he's fine. Do you think he's drowned? 144 00:09:23,431 --> 00:09:26,431 Well, if he's come off his boat, we'd expect to find the wreckage. 145 00:09:26,431 --> 00:09:28,271 They can't sail themselves. 146 00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:30,911 And I haven't had any reports like that from the Coastguard, 147 00:09:30,911 --> 00:09:34,271 but I'll double check. Has been pretty stormy of late. 148 00:09:35,711 --> 00:09:39,191 When you say "clear his head", what do you mean by that? 149 00:09:39,191 --> 00:09:42,311 Oh, he gets himself into scrapes. 150 00:09:42,311 --> 00:09:45,871 Trouble? Yeah, gets himself into trouble, like. With you lot. 151 00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:51,911 What's his name? 152 00:09:51,911 --> 00:09:53,591 Burton. 153 00:09:53,591 --> 00:09:55,031 Kevin Burton. 154 00:09:56,551 --> 00:09:58,591 Your fella is Kevin Burton? 155 00:09:58,591 --> 00:09:59,831 You know him? 156 00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:02,871 I do. 157 00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:07,311 Mate, I said "no comment." 158 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:09,671 Jane, here's your list of those gone in the night, 159 00:10:09,671 --> 00:10:11,071 and you've missed your ten AM 160 00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:13,031 with the Bereavement Officer. I'll call her. 161 00:10:13,031 --> 00:10:16,071 These are from the community, all natural causes apart from that one, 162 00:10:16,071 --> 00:10:17,951 which is an RTC, but they weren't a donor. 163 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,831 Here's your post, and don't forget you've got court at half four. 164 00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:23,551 I've had lots of calls from the press but I've said "no comment." 165 00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,551 Good. That journalist has been hanging about. 166 00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:27,711 I told him you weren't going to be passing comment, 167 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:32,151 but he's pretty persistent. And, uh, Davey's here. Thank you. 168 00:10:32,151 --> 00:10:34,751 Hey, Clint? Nice pic online. 169 00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:38,751 Cheers. Getting one framed for Mum. She's really proud. 170 00:10:40,351 --> 00:10:42,751 Thought you said he wasn't efficient. He isn't. 171 00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:44,911 Apparently the storms brought a big swell 172 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,671 and he wants to clock off by lunch. 173 00:10:46,671 --> 00:10:50,151 Which isn't going to happen. If this is a social call, can it wait? 174 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:52,391 Tell me about that body that's washed up. 175 00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:53,751 How long was it in the water? 176 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:56,831 Uh, I don't have the PM yet, but bodies rot pretty quickly 177 00:10:56,831 --> 00:10:59,031 when they've been exposed. 178 00:10:59,031 --> 00:11:02,591 This one's particularly grim. Looks like the marshmallow man. 179 00:11:02,591 --> 00:11:05,391 Have you got any ID? It's further gone than the other ones. 180 00:11:05,391 --> 00:11:08,111 Getting an ID from it's going to take a miracle. All right. 181 00:11:08,111 --> 00:11:10,471 Could it be this guy? Honestly, the fish had a right go. 182 00:11:10,471 --> 00:11:12,311 All his clothes were torn off by bloating. 183 00:11:12,311 --> 00:11:13,871 The only thing on him was his watch. 184 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,391 Well, this is Kevin Burton. He's a troublemaker. 185 00:11:16,391 --> 00:11:18,711 Rubs people up the wrong way, gets into fights. 186 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,671 I've picked him up a few times but he's never been charged. 187 00:11:21,671 --> 00:11:22,831 He's missing. 188 00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:25,071 He went sailing ten days ago and he hasn't come back. 189 00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:27,351 My bloat'n'float's a botched sea-burial. 190 00:11:27,351 --> 00:11:29,591 Well, if it's this guy, it's my bloat'n'float. 191 00:11:29,591 --> 00:11:33,071 Body's mine, not yours. It was stormy when he went out. 192 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:35,871 If you've arrested him, don't you have his DNA in your system? 193 00:11:35,871 --> 00:11:38,671 Yeah, we should, but... I can't find it. 194 00:11:38,671 --> 00:11:40,791 I'm going to chase up the National Database, 195 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:43,751 but I'm pretty sure this is my man. My man. 196 00:11:43,751 --> 00:11:45,991 Maybe your man had a blow out with his girlfriend 197 00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:49,151 and has just gone off for some space. Or maybe he's lying in the mortuary. 198 00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:51,271 Or maybe you should check out his place of work. 199 00:11:51,271 --> 00:11:52,711 Well, I'm going now. 200 00:11:54,511 --> 00:11:56,271 You all right? Fine. 201 00:11:56,271 --> 00:11:59,031 Just don't want to talk to that flipping journalist out there. 202 00:11:59,031 --> 00:12:01,151 Well, don't. I can hardly avoid him, Davey, 203 00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:02,671 he's camped outside my office. 204 00:12:02,671 --> 00:12:04,511 Well, get out of your office. 205 00:12:04,511 --> 00:12:06,791 I'm going to the Hippodrome Casino. 206 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,711 I don't like to gamble before lunch. 207 00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:10,711 Well, Burton worked security there. 208 00:12:10,711 --> 00:12:13,631 Come on. Prove me wrong. 209 00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:18,311 All right. Maybe a quick flutter. 210 00:12:37,871 --> 00:12:40,431 Excuse me, love. I'm looking for a Harvey Campbell. 211 00:12:40,431 --> 00:12:42,871 Do you know where I can find him? Out back. 212 00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:45,151 That way, yeah? That way. Thanks. 213 00:12:48,711 --> 00:12:50,111 Seven. 214 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,471 Harvey Campbell? 215 00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,551 I'm DS Higgins. 216 00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:57,831 This is my colleague, Jane Kennedy. 217 00:12:57,831 --> 00:13:01,431 We're looking for a Kevin Burton. Eight. 218 00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:04,031 We understand he works here. 219 00:13:04,031 --> 00:13:05,271 Nine. 220 00:13:08,071 --> 00:13:09,711 Ten! Burton. 221 00:13:14,671 --> 00:13:17,111 What about him? Have you seen him? 222 00:13:21,111 --> 00:13:24,711 You think he'd come back here? Please. 223 00:13:24,711 --> 00:13:26,431 When was the last time you did? 224 00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:30,391 He worked his shift that Saturday, 225 00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:32,271 then that's it. 226 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,591 Gone. Vanished. 227 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,631 Has he ever missed work before? 228 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:43,831 Too precise for that. Burton have a sportsman mentality. 229 00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:46,991 In the last three years, he never missed a day. 230 00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:50,271 So, you'd say you know him well? Should do. 231 00:13:50,271 --> 00:13:52,711 I promoted him for long enough. 232 00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:54,551 He's a good fighter. 233 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:56,911 Hands like shovels. 234 00:13:56,911 --> 00:14:00,071 Burton's a boxer? Was. 235 00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:02,311 Could lift more than me. 236 00:14:02,311 --> 00:14:03,431 And I'm pretty big. 237 00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:12,871 Look...it's not a crime till somebody reports it, right? 238 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:14,031 And I haven't. 239 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:18,191 So who grassed me up? 240 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,871 What makes you think it's a crime, Mr Campbell? 241 00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:24,511 The money. 242 00:14:24,511 --> 00:14:27,071 We're just investigating a missing person. 243 00:14:34,391 --> 00:14:35,751 All right, look. 244 00:14:41,351 --> 00:14:43,751 Every weekend, a security van come 245 00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:46,431 and collect the casino's earnings... 246 00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:49,031 and, a week ago Saturday, 247 00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:51,311 75 grand went missing 248 00:14:51,311 --> 00:14:53,351 between the front door and that van. 249 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,151 And Burton was on security? 250 00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:57,591 Looks and brains. 251 00:14:57,591 --> 00:14:59,391 So why didn't you report that? 252 00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:03,351 I probably should have done. 253 00:15:03,351 --> 00:15:05,111 Yeah. 254 00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:08,671 Do you want to make a statement? No, thank you. 255 00:15:08,671 --> 00:15:10,311 I'll take care of it. 256 00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:13,951 Well, how about you leave the law and order side of things to me? 257 00:15:13,951 --> 00:15:17,751 And how about you just leave and go back to your station? 258 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,831 You can stay, if you like. 259 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,111 Good morning, Mr Campbell. 260 00:15:36,151 --> 00:15:38,231 Yo. 261 00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:41,311 Look, the police catch a sniff of Burton. 262 00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:44,871 Yeah? So come down here - fast. 263 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,271 Right, so, an exemplary employee goes missing from work 264 00:15:49,271 --> 00:15:51,831 the same day as he goes missing from home, 265 00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,351 after going sailing, 266 00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:56,231 and, ten days later, a body washes up, 267 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:58,391 and he's the suspect in a robbery. 268 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,871 A robbery that's not been officially reported. 269 00:16:01,871 --> 00:16:04,551 All right, he's the suspect in a suspected robbery, then. 270 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:09,231 My gut still says it's a botched sea-burial - not Burton. 271 00:16:09,231 --> 00:16:10,351 Well, mine doesn't. 272 00:16:12,191 --> 00:16:13,391 Cheers, mate. 273 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,591 Thanks. 274 00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:22,271 PM's ready. Great, thanks. Oh, is that journalist still here? 275 00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:24,471 Oh, he's not leaving till he gets your comment. 276 00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:26,471 Not going to happen. Right, let's see the body. 277 00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:28,591 If that's everything, I'm going to nip out. Uh... 278 00:16:28,591 --> 00:16:31,351 Maybe you're just clinging on to your view cos you're cheesed off 279 00:16:31,351 --> 00:16:32,951 with the Undertakers' Association. 280 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,751 Maybe three in a month's a pattern I can't ignore. All right, well, 281 00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:37,391 you follow your gut, I'll follow mine, 282 00:16:37,391 --> 00:16:39,951 but I'm telling you - I'm right. And what's at stake? 283 00:16:39,951 --> 00:16:41,311 How about a steak? 284 00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:43,631 Off Mick's new menu? All right, you're on. 285 00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:46,151 Clint, I want you to doorstop all the undertakers 286 00:16:46,151 --> 00:16:48,351 registered on our books to perform sea-burials. 287 00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:51,631 Get descriptions and historys of all the sea-burials in the last two months. 288 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,951 Well, can't I just call them? No. They'll evade. 289 00:16:53,951 --> 00:16:56,911 There can only be half a dozen in the whole county. But that's miles. 290 00:16:56,911 --> 00:17:00,951 You can go surfing tomorrow. The swell will be over tomorrow. 291 00:17:00,951 --> 00:17:02,831 Well, you're on my time, Clint, not yours. 292 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:05,111 Keep me posted on what you find. 293 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,671 Oh, and, Clint? 294 00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:08,431 Beware Greeks bearing gifts. 295 00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:15,911 Thanks. 296 00:17:17,511 --> 00:17:18,551 Right. 297 00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:23,151 Decomposition consistent with immersion at sea. 298 00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,071 Extensive PM predation by sea creatures 299 00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:27,551 rendering ID impossible at this stage. 300 00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:28,911 Excellent. 301 00:17:28,911 --> 00:17:33,671 How old? Uh, says, by the pink teeth, 30s or 40s. 302 00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:35,511 Tick. 303 00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:37,231 Time of death? 304 00:17:37,231 --> 00:17:39,311 Anything up to a fortnight ago. 305 00:17:39,311 --> 00:17:40,911 Tick again. 306 00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:44,311 Hello. 307 00:17:44,311 --> 00:17:46,551 What's it say on the teeth? 308 00:17:47,711 --> 00:17:50,351 Missing cuspid on upper right. 309 00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:53,071 Right, and who misses their teeth? 310 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:56,271 Uh, sugar addicts. Sugar Ray Leonards, more like - boxers. 311 00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:59,231 Tick, tick, tick. And he's a big lad, too. 312 00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:01,071 Well, once a body's been exposed like this, 313 00:18:01,071 --> 00:18:02,631 you can't tell how muscly they were. 314 00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:06,711 Especially when they're this inflated by death gasses. 315 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,031 Hold on. What? "Cause of death..." 316 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:13,671 Drowning. "Cause of death - blunt trauma to basal skull 317 00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:15,431 "and upper cervical vertebrae. 318 00:18:15,431 --> 00:18:18,791 "Traumatic basal subarachnoid haemorrhage, as a consequence." 319 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:21,191 OK, so Burton steals money, 320 00:18:21,191 --> 00:18:23,071 gets chased down by the heavies, 321 00:18:23,071 --> 00:18:25,591 they whack him on the back of the head with a baseball bat 322 00:18:25,591 --> 00:18:27,791 and chuck him into the sea. Still don't have DNA. 323 00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:30,231 Oh, come on. You're clutching at straws. 324 00:18:30,231 --> 00:18:32,071 Right, anything else? 325 00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:34,431 Just his personal effects - the watch that was on him. 326 00:18:34,431 --> 00:18:36,591 Pretty fancy for a security guard. 327 00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:38,151 Well, not if it's a fake. 328 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,671 Look. They've spelt Rolex wrong. 329 00:18:42,391 --> 00:18:44,271 What's that sound? Hmm? 330 00:18:44,271 --> 00:18:46,391 Sounds like...sizzling. 331 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:49,791 And that smell, it's like... 332 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:51,391 ..steak. 333 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,911 Mmm, steak! 334 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:58,071 Do you reckon Mick could knock up a bearnaise sauce? 335 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,111 Those peppercorns, they give me heartburn. 336 00:19:00,111 --> 00:19:02,671 It's not necessarily murder. Could be a bad gybe. 337 00:19:02,671 --> 00:19:05,231 You turn a boat the wrong way, the boom rips right across, 338 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,831 could easily clatter you at head-height. Yeah, but our bet's not on 339 00:19:07,831 --> 00:19:10,511 whether it's murder or not, it's whether that's Kevin Burton 340 00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:12,471 in there, benchpressing his own coffin lid. 341 00:19:12,471 --> 00:19:15,231 I'm not buying you a steak till we get confirmation on the DNA. 342 00:19:16,631 --> 00:19:19,311 Right. OK, better go and see his missus, then. 343 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:37,311 Can I help? 344 00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:40,831 Uh, do you do sea-burials? 345 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,471 Indeed. I don't suppose I could have a list 346 00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:46,031 of all the ones you've done in the last month, could I? 347 00:19:46,031 --> 00:19:48,511 Which rag are you from? Which newspaper? I'm not. 348 00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:50,711 Well, it's not us, OK? There's no need to blame... 349 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:54,991 I'm from the coroner's office. Oh, why didn't you say so, sweetie?! 350 00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:57,111 You don't look much like a coroner to me. 351 00:19:57,111 --> 00:19:58,871 So, how are they supposed to look?! 352 00:19:58,871 --> 00:20:02,911 Somehow, more...wizened and sinewed. 353 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,911 So, uh, can I have the records, please? 354 00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:08,871 Would you like a drink? Cup of tea or a fruity juice? No, thanks. 355 00:20:08,871 --> 00:20:11,391 A slice of cake? Freshly baked. 356 00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:13,631 Gateau - Death by Chocolate. 357 00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:16,671 Just the records for whatever sea-burials you've done 358 00:20:16,671 --> 00:20:19,071 in the last month. All right, hold the fort. 359 00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:24,071 You must forgive my tone - we've had hell from the press all day. 360 00:20:24,071 --> 00:20:28,031 Ah. Here they are. There are two. 361 00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:30,431 The last one we did was this morning. 362 00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:33,351 Margaret Crighton - lovely lady, but dead. 363 00:20:33,351 --> 00:20:36,351 Thanks. You will take care of them, won't you, sweetie? 364 00:20:36,351 --> 00:20:38,151 And you give my very warmest to Jane? 365 00:20:38,151 --> 00:20:40,431 In fact, why don't you give her the cake? No, thanks. 366 00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:43,191 Really, I insist. No, seriously. I insist. 367 00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:45,191 OK. Thanks for the files. 368 00:20:45,191 --> 00:20:47,871 Any time. Come again. Ooh! 369 00:20:49,631 --> 00:20:51,231 HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 370 00:20:52,991 --> 00:20:54,391 All right. 371 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,111 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 372 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,951 Can we come in? You've found a body, I've seen it on the news. 373 00:21:09,951 --> 00:21:11,911 We've found a body, but we don't know who it is. 374 00:21:11,911 --> 00:21:14,431 It's him, right? We don't know that yet. I'm going half crazy here - 375 00:21:14,431 --> 00:21:17,271 phone's ringing off the hook. Well, if you like, I can arrange for 376 00:21:17,271 --> 00:21:19,831 a family liaison officer to be with you? Uh, no. 377 00:21:19,831 --> 00:21:22,751 No, no, I'd, uh, I'd rather be on my own. 378 00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:26,271 If it's all right with you, we'd like to arrange a DNA check. 379 00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:29,471 What will you need? Best thing would be for us to contact his mum. 380 00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:31,271 She died - 2005. 381 00:21:31,271 --> 00:21:32,951 Oh, I'm sorry. 382 00:21:32,951 --> 00:21:35,671 So who would be his next of kin? 383 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,551 Well, I...I guess that's me. 384 00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:42,071 You don't share DNA with him, so perhaps we can take something of his? 385 00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:45,511 Uh, toothbrushes are best. Ah, he took it with him sailing. 386 00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:48,551 Well, does he have a cup or a glass that he uses, you know, 387 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:51,551 maybe by the side of the... He hasn't. Could you check? 388 00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:53,431 I washed it up. I'm a clean freak. 389 00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:59,551 Well, if there is anything that you can think of that might help us 390 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,391 identify him, perhaps you could bring it in. I'll do my best. 391 00:22:02,391 --> 00:22:04,591 Was he missing any teeth? 392 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,311 No. No, I don't think so. 393 00:22:07,311 --> 00:22:09,351 You're sure? Yeah. 394 00:22:09,351 --> 00:22:12,551 Did he wear a watch? Yes, he did. It was a Rolex. 395 00:22:12,551 --> 00:22:15,671 I got it for him. It was a fake. Not that he knew. 396 00:22:15,671 --> 00:22:18,191 Fake Rolex. Shall we? 397 00:22:18,191 --> 00:22:20,911 One last thing. What colour were his eyes? 398 00:22:25,151 --> 00:22:26,551 I don't know. 399 00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:28,991 OK. Thanks, Dora. We'll be in touch. 400 00:22:41,031 --> 00:22:44,471 Maybe there was a struggle on the boat and his tooth was knocked out. 401 00:22:44,471 --> 00:22:47,431 Or his tooth was knocked out during a bad...gybe, 402 00:22:47,431 --> 00:22:49,351 or whatever it is you call it. 403 00:22:49,351 --> 00:22:52,191 What about the colour of his eyes? What about them? 404 00:22:52,191 --> 00:22:54,151 Well, she would know. 405 00:22:54,151 --> 00:22:56,671 Maybe she's colour-blind. 406 00:22:56,671 --> 00:22:59,231 Women can't be colour-blind, Davey. 407 00:22:59,231 --> 00:23:01,231 That's a porkie, ain't it? 408 00:23:01,231 --> 00:23:02,471 OK. 409 00:23:02,471 --> 00:23:05,631 But everyone knows the colour of their partner's eyes. 410 00:23:08,351 --> 00:23:11,431 Davey, tell me you know the colour of Annette's eyes. Course! 411 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:13,711 What colour are they? I don't know. 412 00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:18,511 Never admit that. Ever. I know what colour your eyes are. 413 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:22,111 Never admit that either. 414 00:23:24,991 --> 00:23:27,031 PHONE RINGS 415 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,951 Inspector Observant's phone. Give me that. 416 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,631 He's driving. It's Jane. 417 00:23:34,191 --> 00:23:36,071 Yes, that one. 418 00:23:37,991 --> 00:23:39,671 OK. 419 00:23:39,671 --> 00:23:41,591 Yep. OK, got that. Thanks. 420 00:23:43,191 --> 00:23:44,591 They've found a boat. 421 00:23:54,511 --> 00:23:56,591 You seen we've got a shadow? 422 00:23:56,591 --> 00:24:00,391 Yeah. That'll be one of Campbell's. 423 00:24:00,391 --> 00:24:01,911 Right, there's your boat. 424 00:24:07,191 --> 00:24:08,751 Shall we? 425 00:24:17,311 --> 00:24:18,431 How did it get here? 426 00:24:20,351 --> 00:24:22,151 Fell out the sky? 427 00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:25,151 I mean, the body's 12 miles away - how can the boat be here 428 00:24:25,151 --> 00:24:26,671 and the body be over there? 429 00:24:27,871 --> 00:24:30,031 Maybe it sailed on without him? 430 00:24:30,031 --> 00:24:31,151 Sir? Yeah? 431 00:24:32,191 --> 00:24:33,311 All right, thanks. 432 00:24:39,351 --> 00:24:41,391 "Hispaniola." 433 00:24:41,391 --> 00:24:44,311 I'll get Mick to heat up a pan, shall I? Yeah. 434 00:24:45,911 --> 00:24:47,871 Thanks, mate. Thank you. 435 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:53,871 Oh, come on, Calamity, don't look so glum. I'm not. 436 00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:55,711 You've still got a body, and it's a murder - 437 00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:58,311 that's far more exciting than someone falling overboard. 438 00:24:58,311 --> 00:24:59,511 If you'd stolen 75 grand, 439 00:24:59,511 --> 00:25:01,791 would you really jump in a boat and sail away? 440 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:05,431 And in a storm? You just wouldn't. Well, I don't know. 441 00:25:05,431 --> 00:25:07,431 Maybe he wanted to keep a low profile. 442 00:25:07,431 --> 00:25:09,631 There's not a lot of CCTV at sea, is there? 443 00:25:09,631 --> 00:25:11,151 Just sticks in my throat. 444 00:25:11,151 --> 00:25:14,071 Not as much as that steak's going to. You just don't like losing, 445 00:25:14,071 --> 00:25:16,951 that's all. Can you take a left up here? I'm going to work from home. 446 00:25:16,951 --> 00:25:19,511 All right, you don't have to buy me a steak, it's all right. 447 00:25:19,511 --> 00:25:21,311 We made a deal, it's fine. I'll stick to it. 448 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,831 You can do me a favour, though, and put me out of my misery 449 00:25:23,831 --> 00:25:26,111 by getting that DNA match. Must be in by now. 450 00:25:43,951 --> 00:25:45,431 Can I help you, son? 451 00:25:45,431 --> 00:25:47,871 I'm from the Coroner's Office in Lighthaven. 452 00:25:47,871 --> 00:25:50,431 I understand you do sea-burials. I do, yes. 453 00:25:50,431 --> 00:25:52,351 Have you had any in the last month? 454 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,911 PHONE RINGS 455 00:25:53,911 --> 00:25:55,311 Oh. Would you, um... 456 00:25:57,031 --> 00:25:58,591 Just one minute. 457 00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:06,471 Hello? 458 00:26:06,471 --> 00:26:07,511 Eh? 459 00:26:11,151 --> 00:26:12,191 Canine. 460 00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,471 It's gone. 461 00:26:16,471 --> 00:26:17,551 Yes, I'm certain. 462 00:26:19,671 --> 00:26:20,711 Okey dokey. 463 00:26:24,271 --> 00:26:26,831 Right. Where were we? 464 00:26:26,831 --> 00:26:27,871 Dog person? 465 00:26:29,751 --> 00:26:31,311 You know. 466 00:26:31,311 --> 00:26:34,831 Oh, yes. Dog's gone missing. 467 00:26:34,831 --> 00:26:36,311 Sorry about that. 468 00:26:36,311 --> 00:26:38,551 We do do sea-burials, yes. 469 00:26:38,551 --> 00:26:40,271 Oh, good. Can I see the files? 470 00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:44,111 You can. In fact, we've had a couple over the past month. 471 00:26:44,111 --> 00:26:47,551 Couple of ladies. I'll just... Ladies? 472 00:26:47,551 --> 00:26:50,431 Yes. Why? Ah, doesn't matter. 473 00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:53,351 No, it's no trouble. No, it's cool. Thanks, though. 474 00:26:53,351 --> 00:26:55,551 Hey, I hope your dog comes back. 475 00:26:55,551 --> 00:26:56,871 I love dogs. 476 00:27:08,311 --> 00:27:09,951 So! 477 00:27:09,951 --> 00:27:13,071 You're an Plymouth Argyle supporter, eh? 478 00:27:14,471 --> 00:27:15,671 Yeah. 479 00:27:15,671 --> 00:27:17,951 I'm a Pilgrim, too, for my sins. 480 00:27:17,951 --> 00:27:19,711 You a season ticket holder? 481 00:27:19,711 --> 00:27:22,511 No, I just sort of go when I can. 482 00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:24,511 Well, if you're looking for freebies, 483 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:26,031 I've got a pal who's got a box. 484 00:27:26,031 --> 00:27:28,671 I'm sure he'd let you have it for free if he's not using it. 485 00:27:28,671 --> 00:27:30,671 You serious? Of course! 486 00:27:30,671 --> 00:27:33,351 Here. Let me give you my number. 487 00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:56,351 Be sure and give my best to Jane. 488 00:27:56,351 --> 00:27:59,471 Make sure she sends some business in my direction. 489 00:28:11,151 --> 00:28:14,231 So, I know when you died... 490 00:28:14,231 --> 00:28:17,151 and I know how you died... 491 00:28:17,151 --> 00:28:20,071 but if you could tell where you died, or, better still, who you are, 492 00:28:20,071 --> 00:28:21,471 that would be a big help. 493 00:28:26,591 --> 00:28:29,591 OK, let's say it is you. You stole some money 494 00:28:29,591 --> 00:28:32,591 and thought you'd sail away, 495 00:28:32,591 --> 00:28:35,831 but someone caught up with you and tossed you overboard. 496 00:28:37,271 --> 00:28:41,031 I mean, really? Look at the size of you. 497 00:28:41,031 --> 00:28:43,751 And you'd risk everything for 75 grand? 498 00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:48,711 And there's your girlfriend, who doesn't seem to know 499 00:28:48,711 --> 00:28:50,151 if you're missing any teeth, 500 00:28:50,151 --> 00:28:53,911 can't remember the colour of your eyes and buys you fake gifts? 501 00:28:53,911 --> 00:28:55,151 Doesn't fit, does it? 502 00:28:57,431 --> 00:28:59,231 None of it...fits. 503 00:29:04,631 --> 00:29:07,951 HOLD MUSIC ON PHONE 504 00:29:07,951 --> 00:29:09,751 Hello, National DNA Database. 505 00:29:11,831 --> 00:29:13,311 Hello! 506 00:29:13,311 --> 00:29:16,231 Hello, there. It's DS Higgins from Lighthaven Police. 507 00:29:16,231 --> 00:29:18,871 I'm having trouble with a file. 508 00:29:18,871 --> 00:29:20,831 Yeah, a Kevin Burton. 509 00:29:20,831 --> 00:29:23,271 I'm pretty sure we've done a DNA test on him in the past, 510 00:29:23,271 --> 00:29:24,511 but it's not showing. 511 00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:28,471 Yeah, uh, he was arrested, 512 00:29:28,471 --> 00:29:31,111 but not charged back in June 2012. 513 00:29:31,111 --> 00:29:33,431 Now, I don't know if that's a glitch or... 514 00:29:35,431 --> 00:29:36,671 Deleted? 515 00:29:40,231 --> 00:29:41,711 And you caught it yourself? 516 00:29:41,711 --> 00:29:45,791 People don't catch lobsters. They catch themselves in the traps. 517 00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:47,951 How're you going to kill it? 518 00:29:47,951 --> 00:29:49,311 I'm not sure yet. 519 00:29:52,471 --> 00:29:54,271 Mum, close your eyes a sec. 520 00:29:54,271 --> 00:29:57,111 Have you got a present for me? I love surprises. 521 00:29:57,111 --> 00:29:59,111 Mick, what colour are Mum's eyes? 522 00:30:00,671 --> 00:30:04,391 Ah, I don't spend a lot of time looking at her eyes. 523 00:30:04,391 --> 00:30:07,551 But blue. Blue as a summer sky. 524 00:30:08,911 --> 00:30:10,751 I got such a treat for you later. 525 00:30:12,631 --> 00:30:16,191 If you don't know the colour of your lover's eyes you've got no 526 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:19,071 business knowing her otherwise. PHONE RINGS 527 00:30:19,071 --> 00:30:20,951 You know, in the biblical sense. 528 00:30:20,951 --> 00:30:23,151 Excuse me. Davey. 529 00:30:26,271 --> 00:30:27,951 OK, I'll meet you there. 530 00:30:35,031 --> 00:30:37,511 BELL RINGS 531 00:30:51,311 --> 00:30:53,631 Can I speak to the undertaker, please? 532 00:30:53,631 --> 00:30:55,551 You're looking at her. 533 00:30:55,551 --> 00:30:57,431 I'm from the Coroner's Office and... 534 00:30:57,431 --> 00:31:02,111 And you've come about those botched sea-burials. 535 00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:03,991 Well, we haven't done any. 536 00:31:03,991 --> 00:31:05,711 We don't have the custom. 537 00:31:05,711 --> 00:31:07,191 You mean you don't do them? 538 00:31:07,191 --> 00:31:09,791 No, I mean we don't have that kind of customer. 539 00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:12,191 The rich kind. 540 00:31:12,191 --> 00:31:13,991 OK. Thanks for your time. 541 00:31:23,391 --> 00:31:25,311 I won't pay to be in your pocket. 542 00:31:25,311 --> 00:31:27,791 Why would you pay to be in my pocket? 543 00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:30,431 We get our business two ways. 544 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:33,111 The first's when you call us. 545 00:31:33,111 --> 00:31:35,991 Let's say a person dies in a road accident. 546 00:31:35,991 --> 00:31:38,831 Police are called and they contact your boss who then calls 547 00:31:38,831 --> 00:31:40,991 an undertaker to remove the body. 548 00:31:40,991 --> 00:31:42,471 I know how the job works. 549 00:31:42,471 --> 00:31:45,511 That's the most valuable call in this business 550 00:31:45,511 --> 00:31:48,831 because when that person's loved one organises the funeral, 551 00:31:48,831 --> 00:31:51,831 they'll need an undertaker to prepare things. 552 00:31:51,831 --> 00:31:54,831 And your everyday Joe Public doesn't know a great 553 00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:57,831 number of undertakers so they tend not to shop around. 554 00:31:57,831 --> 00:32:01,151 So they use the undertaker the coroner calls. 555 00:32:01,151 --> 00:32:02,711 Pays to be in her pocket. 556 00:32:02,711 --> 00:32:04,231 Yeah, well, Jane's honest. 557 00:32:04,231 --> 00:32:06,551 Not suggesting she isn't. 558 00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:09,071 But she could cast the net wider. 559 00:32:09,071 --> 00:32:11,151 There're a lot of undertakers in this area, 560 00:32:11,151 --> 00:32:14,151 but she's only got a handful on speed-dial. 561 00:32:14,151 --> 00:32:15,671 That breeds complacency. 562 00:32:18,031 --> 00:32:21,391 Maybe that's why these bodies keep floating up. 563 00:32:21,391 --> 00:32:22,831 Let me see what I can do. 564 00:32:22,831 --> 00:32:25,471 I don't want preferential treatment. 565 00:32:25,471 --> 00:32:27,631 I just want it to be a fair distribution of work. 566 00:32:27,631 --> 00:32:30,351 Well, to be honest with you, you're the only person I've met 567 00:32:30,351 --> 00:32:32,311 today who hasn't tried to scratch my back. 568 00:32:32,311 --> 00:32:33,431 See what I mean? 569 00:32:33,431 --> 00:32:34,591 What's your number? 570 00:32:38,151 --> 00:32:40,471 Don't get yourself mixed up in gambling. 571 00:32:42,671 --> 00:32:44,991 I lost my first husband to the horses. 572 00:32:55,191 --> 00:32:56,591 Hey. 573 00:32:56,591 --> 00:32:58,071 Ooh, you shouldn't have. 574 00:32:58,071 --> 00:32:59,311 Hey. I didn't. 575 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,471 Right, OK, so they keep DNA for three years. 576 00:33:02,471 --> 00:33:04,591 What?! I thought they kept it forever. 577 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:07,391 Used to, now it's three years. After that, if you want it cleaned, 578 00:33:07,391 --> 00:33:09,391 you just fill out a form and we have to ditch it. 579 00:33:09,391 --> 00:33:12,191 Yeah, but Kevin Burton was arrested. Yeah, but he wasn't charged. 580 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,351 That was back in 2012, three years ago, right? 581 00:33:14,351 --> 00:33:16,471 And when did they ask to have his record cleaned? 582 00:33:16,471 --> 00:33:17,551 The first of last month. 583 00:33:17,551 --> 00:33:19,991 So, I checked his dental records, nothing there either. 584 00:33:19,991 --> 00:33:22,471 Well, if he wanted to vanish, he's doing a pretty good job. 585 00:33:22,471 --> 00:33:24,511 Yeah, still doesn't explain the Rolex. 586 00:33:24,511 --> 00:33:27,431 I mean, if that body isn't Burton, how come it's wearing Dora's fake? 587 00:33:27,431 --> 00:33:29,591 Yeah, I don't think it is Burton's watch. 588 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:30,911 Look, give us your wrist. 589 00:33:34,031 --> 00:33:36,911 How can a heavyweight boxer have thinner wrists than you? 590 00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:38,511 Hands like shovels, he said. 591 00:33:38,511 --> 00:33:40,871 Come on, I'm pretty tough, I can lift some weights. 592 00:33:40,871 --> 00:33:43,791 Davey, the only thing you ever lift is a pint glass. 593 00:33:43,791 --> 00:33:46,271 Dora's not giving us the full picture. 594 00:33:46,271 --> 00:33:49,191 Well, she's clearly not going to give us any DNA voluntarily, is she, 595 00:33:49,191 --> 00:33:52,271 so, maybe I can get a warrant, try and trap her that way. TEXT ALERT 596 00:33:56,031 --> 00:33:57,831 Have you ever caught a lobster? 597 00:33:57,831 --> 00:33:58,951 Eh? 598 00:33:58,951 --> 00:34:02,151 You don't catch a lobster. You let it catch itself. 599 00:34:02,151 --> 00:34:03,591 In a trap. 600 00:34:04,631 --> 00:34:07,431 Hey! You'll get fat! 601 00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:22,471 Hi, Dora. 602 00:34:22,471 --> 00:34:25,031 I'm afraid we still haven't managed to identify the body. 603 00:34:25,031 --> 00:34:26,751 Oh, what more do you need? 604 00:34:26,751 --> 00:34:29,511 Well, are there any identifying features that you can think of? 605 00:34:31,311 --> 00:34:33,511 Yeah. Yeah, his tooth. 606 00:34:33,511 --> 00:34:35,791 I can't think why I didn't think of this before. 607 00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:40,431 He's got a false tooth there. I think it's called a ca...nine? 608 00:34:40,431 --> 00:34:42,591 It got knocked out in a boxing match. 609 00:34:42,591 --> 00:34:44,191 Well, it's up to me to confirm that 610 00:34:44,191 --> 00:34:46,351 the body we've discovered is Kevin Burton's. 611 00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:49,111 To be certain I need you to tell me whether he had any tattoos. 612 00:34:49,111 --> 00:34:50,751 Tattoos? 613 00:34:50,751 --> 00:34:53,231 Perhaps like this one? 614 00:34:53,231 --> 00:34:55,471 A tattoo of a barcode on his right hip? 615 00:34:56,831 --> 00:34:58,951 Yeah, I, I think he did. Yeah. 616 00:34:58,951 --> 00:35:02,311 Do you have any photos of that tattoo? 617 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,391 No, I don't think so. 618 00:35:04,391 --> 00:35:06,511 Oh, that's a shame, because if you did 619 00:35:06,511 --> 00:35:08,831 I'd be able to sign the death certificate. 620 00:35:10,431 --> 00:35:12,351 Well, I'll see what I can do. 621 00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:13,911 Be in touch as soon as you can. 622 00:35:19,111 --> 00:35:20,551 SHE SIGHS 623 00:35:21,751 --> 00:35:23,271 Come on, Dora. 624 00:35:23,271 --> 00:35:25,231 You do realise that if she drops herself in it, 625 00:35:25,231 --> 00:35:27,551 we're still left with an unidentified body? 626 00:35:27,551 --> 00:35:29,431 I do, but there's a big upside for me. 627 00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:30,591 What's that? 628 00:35:30,591 --> 00:35:32,671 Free steak. DOOR OPENS 629 00:35:32,671 --> 00:35:35,751 Four sea-burials from two undertakers, 630 00:35:35,751 --> 00:35:38,151 but none match your man. 631 00:35:38,151 --> 00:35:39,751 Which ones were they? 632 00:35:39,751 --> 00:35:41,751 These two were done by Gravelle's in Brixham 633 00:35:41,751 --> 00:35:45,591 and Prince's in Torquay did two, but they were both females, so. 634 00:35:45,591 --> 00:35:46,951 Nothing out of the ordinary? 635 00:35:46,951 --> 00:35:48,791 Not to do with the burials. Sorry. 636 00:35:48,791 --> 00:35:51,151 Prince likes a flutter but that's no crime. 637 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:53,191 Likes a what? Flutter. 638 00:35:53,191 --> 00:35:55,311 He gave me his number on the back of a casino chit. 639 00:35:55,311 --> 00:35:56,351 Which casino? 640 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,351 The Hippodrome. 641 00:36:01,351 --> 00:36:03,071 COMPUTER CHIMES 642 00:36:03,071 --> 00:36:04,391 When it rains... 643 00:36:04,391 --> 00:36:06,271 She's e-mailed? 644 00:36:06,271 --> 00:36:09,631 What a lovely picture of Kevin Burton and a barcode tattoo. 645 00:36:09,631 --> 00:36:11,991 Has she done that with a biro? 646 00:36:11,991 --> 00:36:13,911 She puts the artist into escape artist. 647 00:36:13,911 --> 00:36:15,431 Have you identified the dead body? 648 00:36:15,431 --> 00:36:17,111 We've identified A body. 649 00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:18,511 Yeah, but it's not dead. 650 00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:23,271 Tell me about your relationship with Kevin Burton. 651 00:36:23,271 --> 00:36:25,071 I don't have one. 652 00:36:27,111 --> 00:36:29,671 Have you ever been to the Hippodrome Casino? 653 00:36:30,831 --> 00:36:33,671 No. I don't think so. 654 00:36:34,911 --> 00:36:37,071 Would you like to have a look at the video, please? 655 00:36:40,951 --> 00:36:42,311 Is this you, 656 00:36:42,311 --> 00:36:46,631 on the night of July the 12th 2012, at the Hippodrome Casino? 657 00:36:48,311 --> 00:36:50,391 I don't remember. 658 00:36:50,391 --> 00:36:53,791 Is this you on that same night having one too many? 659 00:36:57,431 --> 00:37:00,351 And is this you being thrown out of the Hippodrome Casino 660 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,271 by Kevin Burton on the same night? 661 00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:11,711 Now, the Coroner tells me that you've always done exemplary work. 662 00:37:15,551 --> 00:37:17,151 Look, I didn't... 663 00:37:18,391 --> 00:37:21,031 I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 664 00:37:23,471 --> 00:37:24,871 What happened? 665 00:37:26,551 --> 00:37:33,671 Well, my... my wife, she died and I went... 666 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:36,951 ..off the rails. 667 00:37:38,031 --> 00:37:40,671 Gambling made me feel good, but before I knew it 668 00:37:40,671 --> 00:37:43,631 I was in so much debt. 669 00:37:43,631 --> 00:37:46,351 It was his idea. Burton. 670 00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:52,831 He knew what I did for a living. He used to call me The Man In Black. 671 00:37:55,111 --> 00:37:57,391 So, what part did you play in the robbery? 672 00:37:57,391 --> 00:37:59,751 Nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 673 00:37:59,751 --> 00:38:00,871 No. I didn't steal, 674 00:38:00,871 --> 00:38:07,791 I didn't steal anything. I just...helped him...disappear. 675 00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:10,231 By botching sea-burials. 676 00:38:10,231 --> 00:38:11,871 I only did one. 677 00:38:13,271 --> 00:38:16,311 You see, I saw on the news about those two bodies that had 678 00:38:16,311 --> 00:38:21,391 floated up and I thought, well, why not another one? 679 00:38:21,391 --> 00:38:23,711 You see, he said to me that 680 00:38:23,711 --> 00:38:27,871 if I'd make it look like he'd died then he'd pay off all my debts. 681 00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:32,711 So I put some stuff on a corpse that came my way and I went 682 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:35,471 and dropped it off the headland. 683 00:38:36,871 --> 00:38:40,591 You see, I knew that when that body washed up it'd be next to 684 00:38:40,591 --> 00:38:43,511 impossible for you to identify that it wasn't him. 685 00:38:43,511 --> 00:38:45,871 And without DNA... HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS 686 00:38:45,871 --> 00:38:48,031 PRINCE CHUCKLES 687 00:38:48,031 --> 00:38:49,631 So who's body was it? 688 00:38:52,951 --> 00:38:54,551 Theodore Rosenstein. 689 00:38:55,951 --> 00:38:57,791 He was a terrible alcoholic. 690 00:38:58,831 --> 00:39:00,351 Homeless. 691 00:39:03,231 --> 00:39:05,631 He broke his neck falling off a bench. 692 00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:10,311 And what about the other bodies? 693 00:39:10,311 --> 00:39:11,591 Not mine. 694 00:39:11,591 --> 00:39:16,511 No, no, someone else is out there doing sea-burials on the cheap, 695 00:39:16,511 --> 00:39:19,511 but your Coroner, she's on to that. 696 00:39:21,631 --> 00:39:24,551 WHISPERS: I wouldn't mess with her if I was you. 697 00:39:24,551 --> 00:39:25,871 Tell me about it. 698 00:39:34,111 --> 00:39:35,551 SIREN IN DISTANCE 699 00:40:03,911 --> 00:40:05,231 Hey, wait! 700 00:40:05,231 --> 00:40:08,031 It's DS Higgins. All units. In pursuit of Kevin Burton. 701 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,071 He's running! 702 00:40:28,911 --> 00:40:30,031 TYRES SQUEAL 703 00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:35,751 Come here! Where's my money?! 704 00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:39,151 Where's my �75,000? 705 00:40:39,151 --> 00:40:42,231 Where's my money? Hey! Don't even think about it. 706 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:45,431 Don't even think about it. Hand him over. 707 00:40:45,431 --> 00:40:46,791 Hand him over! 708 00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:52,551 You're pretty fast for a dead man. 709 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:53,591 And lucky. 710 00:40:55,431 --> 00:40:56,751 Hands behind your back. 711 00:40:58,991 --> 00:41:00,351 Here she comes. OK. 712 00:41:04,951 --> 00:41:06,431 Good news or bad news? 713 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:07,551 What? 714 00:41:07,551 --> 00:41:09,631 Good news is, your boyfriend's still alive. 715 00:41:09,631 --> 00:41:12,071 Bad news is, you're about to be arrested 716 00:41:12,071 --> 00:41:14,311 for perverting the course of justice. 717 00:41:14,311 --> 00:41:16,111 I do have one question, though. 718 00:41:16,111 --> 00:41:19,191 Did you move the boat to the rocks before or after you 719 00:41:19,191 --> 00:41:20,511 reported him missing? 720 00:41:23,831 --> 00:41:26,271 Oh, come on, you deal with dead things all the time. 721 00:41:26,271 --> 00:41:27,791 Must be second nature by now. 722 00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:30,911 I don't kill stuff, Mick, it's dead when it arrives. 723 00:41:30,911 --> 00:41:35,191 Mick? Before it gets too busy, Mick! 724 00:41:35,191 --> 00:41:36,631 Davey! 725 00:41:36,631 --> 00:41:37,671 Yeah? 726 00:41:37,671 --> 00:41:41,031 Davey, here. You'll kill Jeff for me, won't you? 727 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,831 Why, what's he done? 728 00:41:42,831 --> 00:41:46,391 Jeff's Mick's lobster. Someone's ordered him and Mick's too chicken. 729 00:41:46,391 --> 00:41:48,751 No, it's just that we've become quite attached. 730 00:41:48,751 --> 00:41:50,191 You shouldn't've given it a name. 731 00:41:50,191 --> 00:41:52,431 I'm telling you, as soon as you give something a name. 732 00:41:52,431 --> 00:41:53,751 Just cut its head off. 733 00:41:53,751 --> 00:41:56,551 That's cruel. Drop it in boiling water. 734 00:41:57,831 --> 00:42:00,991 Here, look, Davey, if you take care of Jeff 735 00:42:00,991 --> 00:42:02,631 your steaks are on the house. 736 00:42:02,631 --> 00:42:06,551 Michael Sturrock. What I've got under here is pretty hot. 737 00:42:06,551 --> 00:42:09,151 If you don't come upstairs right now and take it off me, 738 00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:11,271 you're getting Jeffed too. 739 00:42:12,271 --> 00:42:13,551 Mind the bar for me. 740 00:42:13,551 --> 00:42:14,911 I'm underage. 741 00:42:14,911 --> 00:42:16,151 I'll only be a minute. 742 00:42:17,951 --> 00:42:21,711 Right, come on then, Jeff. 743 00:42:23,231 --> 00:42:24,711 Close all your eyes. 744 00:42:29,791 --> 00:42:31,111 I can't. 745 00:42:32,911 --> 00:42:35,191 Mum, do the bar. Why, where are you going? 746 00:42:35,191 --> 00:42:36,791 I'm breaking Jeff out of this prison. 747 00:42:36,791 --> 00:42:38,431 He's going back into the sea. 748 00:42:41,831 --> 00:42:43,351 Did you get anything out of Burton? 749 00:42:43,351 --> 00:42:45,071 Yep. Full confession. 750 00:42:45,071 --> 00:42:46,311 How did you get him to talk? 751 00:42:46,311 --> 00:42:47,791 Oh, I just told him his girlfriend 752 00:42:47,791 --> 00:42:49,791 couldn't remember what colour his eyes are. 753 00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:52,031 So I'm pretty sure that's not going to last. 754 00:42:52,031 --> 00:42:55,511 And green, by the way, Annette's eyes, they're green, 755 00:42:55,511 --> 00:42:57,831 I just, you know, temporarily forgot. Course you did. 756 00:42:57,831 --> 00:43:00,071 Yeah, and why would you forget something like that? 757 00:43:01,391 --> 00:43:05,311 So, er, I'll have a pint, please. On the house? Oh. 758 00:43:27,591 --> 00:43:29,031 Bye, Jeff. 759 00:43:46,351 --> 00:43:48,431 All rise for Her Majesty's Coroner.